{"id":1249,"date":"2012-10-26T21:31:47","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T21:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dbzkedits.3gkai.com\/?p=1249"},"modified":"2014-10-29T16:09:54","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T16:09:54","slug":"super-mario-bros-fruit-snacks-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dbzkedits.3gkai.com\/?p=1249","title":{"rendered":"Super Mario Bros. Fruit Snacks."},"content":{"rendered":"

Why does a 31 year old man need Super Mario fruit snacks? He doesn’t. But this 31 year old man would buy almost anything with Mario’s face on it. <\/p>\n

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The shapes are pretty basic. You have Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, and Koopa Troopa shell and the Star. Back in my day it was called a “Star Man”, by the way. But why couldn’t they add Peach to this line up? Seems a little odd to me. Maybe it’s just like the Betty situation with the Flintstone’s vitamins (look it up :P).<\/p>\n

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Now, when I was a kid they had Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario Bros. 3 fruit snacks. The shapes included characters and bosses. It was a little weird because a lot of the SMB2 shapes showed up in the SMB3 fruit snacks too…<\/p>\n

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You can see that Princess shape is based off of the SMB2 art. Also, it had Mouser which was a boss in SMB2 he has no business in these SMB3 fruit snacks! The interesting thing was that if you found a blue Princess you could send it in to get a nifty looking shirt. Well, with $0.75 for shipping. But hey, that’s pretty damn close to free…<\/p>\n

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Now that’s a cool promotion. What does the new fruit snacks have on the back? <\/p>\n

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Sudoku? What? What kid wants to play that?! …<\/p>\n

Actually maybe they do. I’m not a kid of this generation, I don’t know. But to me at least, it doesn’t seem too appealing. <\/p>\n

Well, I have no idea where I was going with this article. I just wanted to put what was going on in my head into written words. I’m done now, go back to what you were doing. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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